Bif Naked - Eine Ta**e Tea lyrics

all right this is my poem it's called eine ta**e tea are you ready? all right! one of my dogs ate the feces of a homeless man on the way to the vet of course it was anna 'cuz nikolas doesn't eat anything with sauce i had to try to pull the offending matter out of her mouth with my bare hands we stunk! i wonder what the nutrition counter would list this meal as... it made me think my anti-malaria medication drove me to question my sanity i hallucinated i saw the bright red grip tape on my old skateboard as a moving ma** of demarara(?) sugar my judgment seems impaired things irritate me people are mean they drive too fast they talk too fast people carry anger around like one of those fashionable backpacks but they're all actors in public they behave certain... ways you know at dinner with their friends out at popular bars and grilles they chat and laugh they call girls who look like me "elvira" they call girls who look like me "morticia" whatever nice and happy life nice weekend warrior weekend rollerblader suv decaf see a movie life nice implants good luck with your health nice dairy good luck with your health nice bulimia good luck with your health nice anti-depressant action good luck with your health nice speeding good luck with your health everyone thinks they've got problems wanna know a problem? over one billion people in the world have no access, that's no access, to safe drinking water. and you're upset 'cuz you can't get those new dc's. wanna know a problem? the mobile phone. we're all gonna die of brain cancer wanna know a problem? jeering hooting men with rohypnol in their back pocket you already know at least five females who have been raped, and you don't even know it wanna know a problem? the threat of nuclear war in india and pakistan it could all be over, overnight wanna know a problem? the homeless which brings me back to the sh** breath of my bichon-frise the sh** shouldn't be there in the first place because whoever had to go had NO place to go that's f**ed! we are a complacent apathetic society we are jacka**es we are all squirrels hoarding for ourselves we need to say something and not care if it's been said before we need to be responsible for our actions we need to be more helpful we need to be more thoughtful i need to practice compa**ion who are the f**wads of the purveyors of violence i need to relax i need to exhale i need to meditate my mind is racing my mind is a chattering monkey nikolas's mind is on fire with paranoia annastasia has sh** for brains after all, you are what you eat i could use a cup of chai nikolas thinks he's gandhi he's on a hunger strike and annastasia would like another hot steaming bowl of scheisse