Relax with the wax They're putting' Lionel down on vinyl The blood bank stickup went along without a hiccup We jumped in the truck with a clucking' mucky duck And then we fostered a plan You talk a lot about about k**in', k**in' But then there's being k**ed, too You went out to battle with a broken atlatl And the natives are coming for you The tissue's not the issue Its a matter of the latter Carradine's a choker, I could broker any batter I could sell ice to an Eskimo In fact I think I done it before You talk a lot about about k**in', k**in' But then there's being k**ed, too You went out to battle with a broken atlatl And the natives are coming for you You sprung a little hole in your dingy There's a ringing in your ears and you're drinking it dry The banjo strummer with the mean clawhummer Got a couple nasty licks for I Ain't nobody want a nice hot toddy You drink it through your face and release it through your body I learned a little trick about arithmetic If you ain't got no money you don't need to know why Relax with the wax They're putting' Lionel down on vinyl The blood bank stickup went along without a hiccup I could sell ice to an Eskimo In fact I think I done it before You talk a lot about about k**in', k**in' But then there's being k**ed, too You went out to battle with a broken atlatl And the natives are coming for you