BFFL - Mrs.Puff lyrics

[Verse 1: Danielle] Even if you spit verses like NASCAR You couldn't beat me with all the help I win by Far You couldn't rap if your life, depended on it You need to get educated, Hooked on phonics Sylvan Learning Center, You need to go Or back home to the zoo, Sacramento Chia Pet, Hair grows, Weave you still bald Ya look like a man/women…Ru Paul Weave slicked back girl that ain't cute Talkin bout your perfect, Look at chu You the definition of what not to be If you knew what's best you wouldn't mess with me Cause I keep hoes in check like a Nike sign Have you chokin every single time u try to rhyme I'll leave you curled up, like a fetus Im a fighter stripes on my cheek.. Adidas My flow is on another planet, Venus Only one that thinks that this is hard, Penis When you see this be mad you can kiss my a** If ya hungry eat my dust as im zoomin' past [Hook: Jill,Danielle] You look like a blow fish So ugly you should already know this Ayo Ayo, Mrs. Puff Ayo Ayo, Mrs. Puff (x2) [Verse 2: Jill] Child Please! Whachu talkin bout? HIV? Girl, you better watch your mouth Wash it out, with some soap Oh and your “swag”, it ain't dope You ain't cute, Where your hairline? Where it at, never ending lets play Search and find. I found it, at the salon In the bag purchase $9.99 Go and get it, Lets play fetch You just dumb, you ain't dumb phresh You hear me say “Hi” are you deaf? Why are you balding? Like Hugh Hef Do you love him cause you said you do Your hella ratchet, that's why he never Met you, if he was nice he'd take you Back to the zoo, oh well I guess this cage Will have to do (Mocks Girl) “Im 15 Bite My Swag cause Its so clean, Don't touch me gosh, your so Mean. Im dumb im perfect y'all just two hoes” Yeah Dippy I know, we the pitbulls [Hook: Jill,Danielle] You look like a blow fish So ugly you should already know this Ayo Ayo, Mrs. Puff Ayo Ayo, Mrs. Puff [Verse 3: Danielle] You a rapper huh Why your songs so whack Perfect proof that dancers arent ment for rap Basketball did you get the ball at all? Your like what, less then 5 feet tall (haha ahh) Man, I got jokes, this ain't the zoo girl, this the Lopes (Antelope). Why you here for? No one wants To see your face. One word for you, Disgrace Mixtape, don't waste no CD's have people sayin “Who would buy these?” Hmm “I must have been High though” Set fire to your career, Pyro Have me thinking I should stop now Got the game on bolt, Lockdown Shut it down everywhere I go You nothing but a monkey, Animal