Bette Midler - Dainty June And Her Farmboys lyrics

Farmboys extra! Extra! hey, look at The headline historical news Is being made Extra! Extra! they're drawing A red line around the biggest scoop Of the decade a barrel of charm a fabulous thrill the biggest little headline In vaudeville presenting in person that 5' 2" Bundle of dynamite dainty...June (::drum roll::) June Hello, everybody! My name is June! What's yours? (::music playing::) I have a moo cow a new cow, A true cow named Caroline Louise moo, moo, moo, moo June she's an extra-special friend of mine Louise moo, moo, moo, moo June I like everything about her fine Louise moo, moo, Moo, moo June she likes to moo in The moonlight when the moody moon Appears and when she moos in The moonlight gosh, it's moosic To my ears she's so moosical she loves a man cow, A tan cow who can cow her With a glance Louise moo, moo, Moo, moo June when he winks at her she starts to dance Louise moo, moo, moo, moo June it's what grown-ups call A real romance Louise moo, moo, moo, moo June but if we moooved To the city or we settled By the shore she'd make the mooove 'cause she Loves me more (::music ends::) Woman Thank you very much. That's all. Rose But we have a great finish. Woman I'm sure, But mr. Grantziger-- Rose Ah...hit it! (::music playing::) Farmboys broadway broadway we miss it so we're leaving soon And taking June to star her in a show bright lights white lights rhythm and romance the train is late, So while we wait we're gonna do A little dance June Broadway Broadway how great you are I'll leave the farm With all its charm to be a Broadway star bright lights white lights where the neons glow my bag is packed, I've got my act so all aboard, C'mon, let's go Farmboys Let's go (::train whistle blowing::) June Wait! Stop the train. Stop the music. Stop everything! I can't go to Broadway With you. Farboy Why not, dainty June? June Because... I'm staying here With Caroline, my favorite cow! Farmboys Yay! Yay! (::playing the stars And stripes forever::) (::music ends::)