Bette Midler - Perfect Isn't Easy lyrics

Girl, we've got work to do Pa** me the paint and glue Perfect isn't easy but it's me When one knows the world is watching One does what one must Some minor adjustments darling Not for my vanity but for humanity Each little step a pose See, how the breeding shows Sometimes, it's too much for even me When all of the world says yes Then, who am I to say no? Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl No, girl, you need a pro Not a flea or a flaw, take a peek at that paw La, da-da, dee, dee, da Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas? Unrivaled, unruffled I'm beauty unleashed (Yeah) Jaws drop, hearts stop, so cla**ic and cla**y We're not talkin' La**ie La, ah, ooh, aroo Ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff Ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-arow Though many covet my bone and bowl They're barkin' up the wrong tree You pretty pups all over the city I have your hearts and you have my pity Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty Perfect, my dear, is me