It's questions like... "If the ocean froze and formed into a huge sheet of ice, would you skate to the other side of the world just to hold my hand?" That your smiles are quick to counter So I'll continue to dim the lights as you keep thinking that you've got me fooled Because you can't translate an empty bottle into something that you'd like to hear So dress your tongue up in a suit that's way too loose around the hips Because this is as improper as this is going to get And I know I'm not the sharpest kid in the cla** But i'm gonna cut away at your curves and turn you into a perfect rectangle A twin to the casket you're throwing mission "us" in two So Let's drink until we pa** out We're lit and singing out loud (whoa whoa)