Annie: Anything you can do I can do better ... I can do anything better than you Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can, yes, I can Frank: Anything you can be I can be greater ... Sooner or later I'm greater than you Annie: No, you're not Frank: Yes, I am Annie: No, you're not Frank: Yes, I am Annie: No, you're not Frank: Yes, I am, yes I am Frank: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge Annie: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow Frank: I can live on bread and cheese Annie: And only on that? Frank: Yes Annie: So can a rat Frank: Any note you can reach I can go higher Annie: I can sing anything higher than you Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: Anything you can say I can say softer Annie: I can say anything softer than you Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can, yes, I can Frank: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker Annie: I can do it quicker and get even sicker Frank: I can open any safe Annie: Without being caught? Frank: *scoff* you bet! Annie: That's what I thought (you crook) Frank: Any note you can hold I can hold longer Annie: I can hold any note longer than you Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can, yes, I can Frank: No, you can't - yes, you can Frank: Anything you can say I can say faster Annie: I can say anything faster than you Frank: Noyoucan't Annie: Yesican Frank: Noyoucan't Annie: Yesican Frank: Noyoucan't Annie: Yesican Frank: Noyoucan't Annie: Yesican Frank: I can jump a hurdle Annie: I can wear a girdle Frank: I can knit a sweater Annie: I can fill it better Frank: I can do most anything Annie: Can you bake a pie? Frank: No Annie: Neither can I Frank: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter Annie: I can sing anything sweeter than you Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Oh, yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can Frank: No, you can't, can't, can't Annie: Yes, I can, can, can, can Frank: No, you can't Annie: Yes, I can