Benny Troung - So Handsome lyrics

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Benny Troung - So Handsome lyrics

I just got a call from a reporter And he had one question for me He said, "Benny Troung, how you pull so many ho's?" I tell him this: So Handsome I'm so handsome I'm so handsome I'm so handsome I'm so handsome So handsome I'm so handsome I'm so handsome Ho, check my j**elry (Bling!) Like a blizzard Just smoked some kush ('cough') Now I'm slizzered Make her use her tongue ('slurp') Like a lizard Took off her pants (What?) She had blisters. (Damn) That's gross dog, Imma f** her sister (Do it.) b**h got her pubic hair looking like Hitler. (Yeah.) s** on my dick, then she ask me to kiss her. (What?) Benny don't play that sh** (Hell no.) So I kicked her Catch Benny Troung on the cover of Seventeen "How many ho's in one day?" "Seventeen." Had my first threesome, I was only seventeen. (High school.) On a scale of one to ten (What's that?), I'm a seventeen So Handsome I'm so handsome I'm so handsome I'm so handsome I'm so handsome I'm so handsome So handsome I'm so handsome Catch Benny Troung on the cover of Playgirl. (Sexy.) She don't think I'm s**y? Then she's a gay girl. (h*mo.) If she's not gay, then she's a racist. (KKK.) If she's not racist, then she needs Lasik (She's blind) Ho, get your eyes fixed. (Fix them.) I'm fly b**h. (Damn.) Looking like a young Billy Ray Cyrus I dumped her; gave the b**h an achy breaky heart; Leave her a** crying, shaking in the dark. (Boo hoo.) All these b**hes like me All these b**hes love me. (Love me.) Benny Troung is the young David Duchovny But this ain't The X-Files This The Sex Files Now she's 18, so I'm not a pedophile Ho, if you're ugly, please don't talk to me. (Nope.) Already got mad ho's stalking me. (Restraining order.) Ninety-nine b**hes. One problem. (What's that?) I ran out of condoms Benny Troung Male model Sex symbol Object of your girlfriend's dreams So handsome I'm so handsome I'm so handsome I'm so handsome So handsome I'm so handsome So handsome I'm so handsome What it dooski? (What up.) Just chugged a brewski Young Benny Troung on the hunt for a hoochie. (Where they at?) Meet a ho, greet a ho, beat up the coochie ('beat' 'beat') Leave skeet on her sheets Chuck up the deuces. (Later!) She say I'm handsome. (What?) No sarcasm. (No way!) I just wink, and the b**h got an orgasm. (Damn.) Her p**y wet. (Wet.) Get a mop yo Young Benny Troung about to get a job-blow Oops, I mean blow-job Ho, take your clothes off Everybody sit down Time for a role-call: If you're p**y got hair, shave that sh**! (Do it.) If you about to get laid dog, slay that sh**! (Do it.) If you got my new mix tape, play that sh**! (Do it.) If she ain't trying to bone, then rape that b**h! ...Just kidding. You don't want to rape her. You might go- you know. Not a good idea... "That's what these b**hes be saying to me, man." "What they say?" I'm so handsome So handsome I'm so handsome So handsome So handsome So handsome So handsome I'm so handsome Let's go Let's go Let's go Brad Pitt, Denzel, Benny Troung Brad Pitt, Denzel, Benny Troung Brad Pitt, Denzel, Benny Troung Brad Pitt, Denzel, Benny Troung Brad Pitt, Denzel, Benny Troung Brad Pitt, Denzel, Benny Troung So Handsome

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