Benny Troung - Slightly Retarded lyrics

[Verse 1: Benny Troung] Goldskin the master I can flow backwards Two in the afternoon, I'm getting plastered Never knew my dad Boo-hoo I'm a ba*tard You don't want to push me, I'll shoot me a cracker Look My favourite snack is a Yoohoo and acid Pull out my package and ask you to grab it Dropped three mixtapes, all were true cla**ics Part Two gon' make you poo-poo on your mattress I'm doing fantastic Head in the oven But they cut off the gas, I wrote a letter for nothing If I can't kick the bucket I might as well party Wake up in the morning, slightly retarded Singing shoobie-doobie-doo to the hootie-hoo I might've got Cosby'd What's my name? Who are you? Can you tie my shoes? What's two plus two? Shoot At least I didn't screw a dude! [Chorus] (Unknown Waiphot Phetsuphan song) Retarded! (More Waiphot Phetsuphan) Retarded! [Verse 2: Benny Troung] Damn man I done sampled more Asian sh** Nam Pham said this jam's his favourite Make your Grandmam do a handstand naked In my basement That's bringing home the bacon Take a b**h ransom, you better make a payment Or find her remains when they drain the lake basin Forced penetration Face mutilated Tried to remove it, I should have used a razor Look It's the greatest hope It's the Asian Pope Only difference, I never raped an eight-year-old I ain't Jared Fogle I ain't Jackie Chan Walking round with a bo*er in my khaki pants I rock all black, Troung a desperado On a good day I'm having s** with a model On a bad day I'm at the dumpster at McDonald's Roughing through the garbage Covered in my vomit [Chorus] (Unknown Waiphot Phetsuphan song) Retarded! (More Waiphot Phetsuphan) Retarded!