Benefit - Zelda Rap lyrics

Back when I was rising up All the s**ers used to play Acting like they all that And no one knew the way To Ganon's castle, Level nine Link had the power, I had the mind I held the magic sword way up high I knew I could win I didn't have to try The NES Advantage was on my side I take evil for a ride I smoke the tektites like they was hooch Cause soon I know I'd have zelda's cootch I walked to meet The motherf**in gannon He dissappeared like a ball from a cannon I raise my voice and I shout out loud I got the triforce and I am proud I finally hit him with the silver arrow And you know I leave the rock Even though the road to good is narrow Zelda's on my jock Cause my balls is big, to be this brave Princess Zelda is the one I saved Now I'm playing with power The 1980's will never go sour Yeah, who would have thunk it, it must have been a drunken someone who could pump it with a beat so funky hell yeah b**h, you heard it hear first, recognize now or you're gonna need a nurse to stitch up the wounds from the k and the b redefine the word "originality", cant f** with this sh**, 1986 we was in the mix and zelda was the f**in fix now we bringin this sh**, full f**in circle cant hate with this? go hang with steve erkle cause we regulatin hardcore, now you know whats in store beggin for a little more, glad i was in level 4 realize this, im creepin through the mist with the f**in triforce, and im motherf**in pissed now you realizin this beats hipnotizin, my sk** keeps rising all this sh** just ties in, step back i got the players guide f**in game genie with the codes inside sk** to save hyrule and the rest of mankind all this sh** be stickin in your mind now you understand the controller in your hand you almost beat the game, but you aint the f**in man so leave it up to me, and back the f** off you think you're hardcore, but your sk** be soft i piss on your cartridge, throw it in the trash take it to the pawn shop for some cash you dont belong on my NES i'll grab your controller to show im the best