Is there any more drink around here, like? Do you have any? Its alright, I haven't been to bed yet – I'm not drinking in the morning! I swear I had a couple of… no I think I had them before I headed out last night Anyway, like I say, it was great – I was waiting in the corridor, to go to the toilet, standing right in front of the door It opened, and this girl was standing there I was a little shocked, hadn't expected it, and jumped a little She did the same thing a second later, smiling I smiled I tilted my head left, about to speak, and look sympathetic, and she tilted her head right I raised my right hand, she raised her left I put it back by my side, straightened my head, and she did the same. " I'll be your mirror." she said Nothing else existed for a second there, I felt calm, and wanted no more Then some chump who had slunk up the corridor goes " Awww, that is so cute!" I barged past her and slammed the door, shot the lock across, the handle fell off