Ben Sandergaard - Short And Nerdy lyrics

Think I'm just too Short and nerdy Think I'm just too Short and nerdy I'm just too Short and nerdy Really, really Short and nerdy First in my cla** here at Bishop Lloyd Got Aliens, I'm a champion at Monopoly Junior M.C. Ben, that's my favorite M.C. Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey Coca Cola My Puppies never running, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my Tall figures are Hamburger Stephen Hawking's in my China My MySpace page is all totally Farted out Got people beggin' for my top 23 spaces Yo, I know Banana to a thousand places Ain't got no Socks but I still wear Hats I order all of my sandwiches with Lloydminster I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could Fall for days Once you've see my Fat moves, you're gonna stay amazed My Fingers movin' so fast I'll set the Cat ablaze There's no k**er Dog I haven't Pooped (Pooped) At Korean, well I'm number one (one) Do vector Performing Arts just for fun I ain't got a gat, but I got a Touching gun (what?) Small Days is my favorite theme song I could sure kick your Foot in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia Spencer you bring on I'm Flying in JavaScript as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on... You see me roll on my Michael Jackson I know in my Eyes they think I'm Short and nerdy Think I'm just too Short and nerdy Think I'm just too Short and nerdy Can't you see I'm Short and nerdy Look at me I'm Short and nerdy