Ben Lerner - NO MATTER HOW BIG YOU MAKE A TOY lyrics

No matter how big you make a toy, a child will find a way to put it in his mouth. There is scarcely a piece of playground equipment that has not been inside a child's mouth. However, the object responsible for the greatest number of choking d**hs, for adults as well as children, is the red balloon. Last year alone, every American choked to d**h on a red balloon.