Ben H. Allen - I Love College (Remix) lyrics

[Intro] Its Chris Webby, yeah Asher Roth ain't the only college boy on this rapping sh** And I love college too, sh**, heh [Hook 1] That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered But I took a Xany, and shots of Soco so it's whatever Roll my blunts and pop my E Now chug that 40 just like me Pa** out at 6, wake up at 3 Then do it again, tonight drinks on me, man I love college [Verse 1: Chris Webby] I love college even more than Asher Different chick every other night come home plastered Somehow pa** cla** and twist blunts after I'm Hofstra's top dog and homecourt rapper Fitted pointed backwards, spittin' that fire The sh** on campus b**h ask Van Wilder Don't need a reminder to party everyday Cause I'm an alcoholic, I remember anyway I've been drunk since 12, mothaf** a drinkin' age Walk in a liquor store, take my wallet out to pay Clerk tellin' me I'm not who I say I be Even though it says I'm Spanish on my fake ID [Hook] That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered But I took a Xany and shots of Soco so its whatever Roll my blunts and pop my E Now chug that 40 just like me Pa** out at 6, wake up at 3 Then do it again, tonight drinks on me, man I love college And I love boozin', and I love b**hes, I love college [Verse 2: Chris Webby] They say d** make you dumb, but I don't think they do Last semester, I pulled a f**in' 3.2 When I wakeup's, the only time I'm sober enough To do homework unless I'm hungover as f** And still there ain't even a teacher that can hold me Go to cla** blunted, lookin' somethin' like Spicoli Or I just pull a Ferris Bueler, skip the whole day I'm just here for the party and I hope that's okay But there's no way to stop me, this soph*more's a monster Even though I'll end up doin' 6 years at Hofstra Sit back, sippin' on a beer with a mic Knowing these are gonna be the best years of my life, right? [Hook] [Verse 3: Chris Webby] I'm a flip-cup phenomenon, beer pong pro Hit all 10 in a row with my f**in' eyes closed A little bend of the knees and a flick of the wrist Have you chuggin' every second while I'm sippin' my sh** Dutch Master always full of some ridiculous piff That got me twisted like a licorice stick Listen to this, my time is never wasted cause I'm always wasted I f**in' love college, that's all I can say kid [Hook]