Ben Friedman - Slip N Slide lyrics

(Talking) I think Gwen Stefani was like one of the hottest chicks ever (Verse 1) She said I got wheels like a Mack but no not Miller Text me all day but most of the sh**s filler No I dont wanna meet you parents ben stiller Young Mike Jack and all of my songs Thriller Headphone k**er Beat blood spiller Flow like chocolate Look like vanilla You and your boys get money? Thats a cute wish I mean you had one shot but I guess you missed All these girls better greet me with at least a kiss Im a young rebel running with your Ole Miss She back it up then the ba** drop In the lead then I chill like a pace car My video gets hits like a space bar Big T's next to my M thats a trademark Slidin in the rover... Its my moms though All these band girls trying to play my trombone Its time to do it my boys are saying hurry fried Girls pat me down like im goin through security Then they try to rub me like some furry feet I guess I'm rhyming hot, rhyming hot like some curry meat (Hook) Baby girl your behind is real fat But I swear you don't know how to act Because you never call me back girl you never call me back girl I mean I try to talk to you all day but I guess your ears just aren't that great I shout but you don't holler back girl But you don't holler back girl (Verse 2) You only lose when you're satisfied Its a good thing im just not that kinda guy sh**! Im never even Kinda high This girl asked can my friend come shes kinda bi Ooo Ill get in trouble for that one Different color trucks but Im in love with the black one Another one bites the dust lets take it back some Have you seeing all red Nick Backstrom Tellem I'mma need reservations for six Ive Never really been one to tolerate these dicks Friedy keyboard, plug in with different clicks I want the best of times like Styx Wale without the braids or a cooler drake Like ross without the beats from cool n dre Next bangz slow it down but speed up the charts Hunger of meek mill with teeth of a shark (Hook) Baby girl your behind is real fat But I swear you don't know how to act Because you never call me back girl you never call me back girl I mean I try to talk to you all day but I guess your ears just aren't that great I shout but you don't holler back girl But you don't holler back girl