Ben Folds - Steven's Last Night In Town lyrics

Everyone gather round now sing us a song just in case by tomorrow it happens he's gone For two weeks and seven days Our fair foreign friend I have this feeling We might never see Steven again We thought he was gone But he's come back again Last week it was funny Not the jokes wearing thin everyone knows now That every night now Will be Steven's last night in town He's charmed everyone here Except for Tamara Easter Who later revealed to him Her innermost secrets Won us over with stories About Linda McCarthey Lost points with the ladies For saying he couldn't love a woman with cellulite We were talking bout something seems like was funny Then Steven got quiet I think Steven was mad Maybe he wasn't mad But we felt really strange for a moment then the moment was gone and forgotten