Ben Folds - Tell Me What I Did lyrics

My nose was hurting And I was shouting something We were two kids And I was fat and grumpy Push you down some stairs I said “your mom smells like old underwear” And then you split my lip Won’t you tell me what I did? Tell me what I did Tell me what I did Shelley was pretty She studied algebra She made some cookies For the whole math cla** She would talk to me Even though I was a bully I always knew she’d be somebody Now she’s the editor-in-chief Of a free magazine Tell me what I did Tell me The kids formed a circle Just like enter the dragon I was defending myself From snowballs coming at me I said “I’ll come back then And get you one-on-one” “Oh yeah? we’re no longer friends” As he started to run Screaming “tell me what I did” Tears in my eyes “Tell me what I did Tell me what I did” Tell me what I did Tell me what I did Tell me what I did Tell me what I did T-t-t-tell me what I did