Ben Folds - Real lyrics

[William Shatner] I have saved the world in the movies So naturally there's folks who think I must know what to know But just because you've seen me on your TV Doesn't mean I'm any more enlightened than you [Brad Paisley] And while there's a part of me in that guy you've seen Up there on that screen, I am so much more And I wish I knew the things you think I do I would change this world for sure But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm real [William Shatner] I'd love to help the world and all its problems But I'm an entertainer, and that's all So the next time there's an asteroid or a natural disaster I'm flattered that you thought of me But I'm not the one to call [Brad Paisley] And while there's a part of me in that guy you've seen Up there on that screen, I am so much more And I wish I knew the things you think I do I would change this world for sure But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm real [William Shatner] And while there's a part of me in that guy you've seen Up there on that screen, I am so much more [Shatner and Paisley] And I wish I knew the things you think I do I would change this world for sure But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel [William Shatner] Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm real