Ben Folds - Has Been lyrics

Has been, has been, has been You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You callin' me, has been? What'd you say your name is? Jack, never done Jack Glad to meet you Who's your friend? Dick, don't say Dick What do you know? And you friend, what's your handle? Don Two Thumbs Don Riding on their armchairs They dream of wealth and fame Fear is their companion Nintendo is their game Never done Jack and Two Thumbs Don And sidekick don't say Dick We'll laugh at others failures Though they have not done sh** {I've heard of you the ready-made connecting with the ever ready, yeah The never was talking about still trying I got it Forever bitter gossiping about never say die May I inquire what you've been doing mister?} Jack, never done Jack And you partner, what's the news of the world, Dick? I don't say Dick Don, of all the people you must be The Tattler Two Thumbs up What are you afraid of, failure? So am I Has been implies failure not so Has been is history Has been was Has been might again