She broke down and cried At the strip mall acupuncturist While the world went on outside The Chinese doctor took her arm, Gazed at the floor and read her wrist For the secrets in her life "Here's your medicine," she said "If you do not smile at him, then someone else will." You hold that thought And I'll hold that thought too Ah ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I was shown the thirty-six Ways I'm not available On a simple, easy chart Later on that evening On the beach in Santa Monica It was a very risky start Suppose the stupid chart is right In a year will you still feel the same way? Ah, well, you hold that thought And I'll hold that thought too Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ah, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ahh, ahh Did you ever see the film Where a man is givin' spectacles To make the world look upside-down? He falls about the place But in time he somehow readjusts And when they take the gla**es off The eyes he's always had see sky below him And he falls again Ah, but you hold that thought And I'll hold that thought You hold that thought And I'll hold that thought You hold that thought And I'll hold that thought Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooooh