Ben Folds Five - She Don't Use Jelly (Lounge-A-Palooza Version) lyrics

I know a girl who Think and goes She'll make you breakfast She'll make you toast She don't use bu*ter She don't use cheese She don't use jelly or Any of these She uses Vaseline Vaseline I know a guy who Goes to shows And when he's at home and He blows his nose He don't use tissues Or his sleeve He don't use napkins or Any of these He uses magazines Magazines And I know this girl who Reminds me of Cher She's always changing the Color of her hair But she don't use nothing That you buy at the store She likes her hairdo To be real orange She uses tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines