Won't you smile, you look so shocked Put the name-tag on your smock We've come to see ya Eddie Walker And we may pack a little tight The nurse up-front says it's alright And look there's more of us still getting off the bus We wish you'd come back home with us Eddie Walker this is your life This one's you when you were small And you learnt how to walk They pick you up and you keep falling down There you are with Aunt Louise You're bouncing on her knees Remember all those trees behind the garden? They're gone They all got cut down when she died Eddie Walker this is your life You never had a son or a wife You sure had a hell of a time Eddie Walker this is your life You never had a son or a wife You sure had a hell of a time This one's you and Mary Jo Well she couldn't come, she's says hello No, Eddie Walker, she doesn't hate your guts It's just the whole thing shook her up How they picked you up and you kept falling down Eddie Walker this is your life You never had a son or a wife You sure had a hell of a time Eddie Walker this is your life You never had a son or a wife Ou never had a reason to cry This whole stack, and all of these For your semester overseas We're gonna leave ya Eddie Walker