Ben Deschamps - Don't Put It in Your Nose lyrics

CHORUS: If it's smaller than your elbow, don't put it in your nose If you found it in the sink, don't put it in your nose If it's gla** or bra** or chewing gum or gushes from a hose Remember what I told you: don't put it in your nose! I used to play with crayons as I sat upon the lawn Then I put them up my nose 'til all of them were gone Proud of my experiment, I was so very pleased That a perfect little rainbow dribbled out with every sneeze (CHORUS) Never used a bank, I kept quarters up my nose I jingled when I nodded, had change for drying clothes I had so many plans to take my loot and make a profit But no one would accept my very gooey first deposit (CHORUS) I woke up with a weasel in my nose the other night I'm pretty sure he wasn't there when Mom turned out the light He's really very comfy – I wouldn't give him up for cash I've always kinda wanted a luxuriant moustache If it's smaller than your elbow, don't put it in your nose If you found it in the sink, don't put it in your nose If it's gla** or bra** or chewing gum or gushes from a hose Remember what I told you: don't put it in your nose! Smaller than your elbow? Found it in the sink? If it's gla** or bra** or chewing gum or gushes from a hose Remember what I told you: don't put it in your nose!