Ben Deschamps - Ben Has No Cookie lyrics

Heather has a cookie – that makes her happy Ben has no cookie – that makes him sad Ben has no cookie – that makes me happy Everybody's happy, except for Ben! John has a doughnut, a jelly doughnut John has a doughnut – that makes him glad Heather eats his doughnut – that makes her happy So everybody's happy, except for Ben! Jim has a drum kit – that makes him happy Jim has a drum kit – that makes him loud Heather has no drum kit – that makes us happy Everybody's happy, except for Ben! Dave has a headache – because we're noisy Ben shares his cookie – 'cause Dave is sad Now Dave has a cookie – that makes him happy Now everybody's happy, including Ben! ["No I'm not!"] Everybody's happy, except for Ben!