Oh I thought that I would like to be a cowpuncher so I went to a big rodeo Assigned on as a bull rider everyone said that I would stop the show But a little bitty steer let me down drove my head in the ground The son of a gun really came unwound oh a little bitty steer let me down Well he chased me around the arena his hot smartin' breath I could feel I said I just want to be a cowboy and this wasn't part of the deal Oh a little bitty steer let me down... [ guitar ] Everyone there was in stitches we really did put on quite a show Cause the seat was out of my breeches and I showed him how fast I could go Oh a little bitty steer let me down...