Ben Colder - Harper Valley P.t.a. (later The Same Day) lyrics

(The day that widow Jones sock it to the Harper Valley PTA) Order order I'll have a cheeseburger and a small beer Seriously boys I would like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley AA a PTA Why there's Bobby Taylor you son of a gun I was just strollin' along the street tonight on my way to Kelly's bar And I saw your sign outside that said PTA I thought that meant Party Time Already So here I am and I'm havin' a lot of fun you bunch of son of a guns Mr Baker widow Brown Shirley baby Mr Peyton and distinguished guests you bunch of son of a guns Hey Mrs Johnson Mrs Johnson You say old Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he asked you for a date Well that's shockin's Hang right in there Bobby she'll probably come around if you'll just wait And I can tell you why Mr Baker's secretary up and left this town She was expectin' to get a lot better job with Brown and Brown in another town Mrs Johnson do you happen to be a gra** widow That makes you a Johnson gra** widow Mrs Johnson has posed the question Should widow Brown be told to keep her window shades pulled completely down To pull or not to pull that is the question Well I'll leave ot to a vote now how do you vote (no) You bunch of son of a guns I think you made a wise choice it beats watching TV Now that brings us up to Shirley Thompson's breath Perhaps I shouldn't brought that up tell the green phantom Hey you are all really a bunch of swingers and I've sure had a lot of fun Yeah this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley son of a guns This is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley son of a guns Son of a guns