Ben Colder - Big Sweet John lyrics

(Big John big John) He arrived every morning at the beauty shop In his pink sports car with his chartruse top Kinda narrow at the shoulder and wide in the rear Everybody knew there was somethin' kinda queer about John (Big John Big John) Big Sweet John He wore pink pedalpushers and nylon hose And purple wedgies with open toes He drank his milk from a dirty ole gla** Everybody knowed you didn't give no sa** to Big John Somebody said he came from out in LA Where he got in some trouble and he had to run away A smashin' blow from his mighty purse Put a California feller in the back of a hearse big John did (Big John Big John) Big Sweet John (Big John) Then came the day back in forty four When John said boys I'm off to the war I'll join the wacks we'll serve Aunt Sam But John couldn't pa** the physical exam All the girls at the beauty salon Said there's one good thing about Big Sweet John Whether it was Pat or Bruce or Mike He never met a man that he didn't like (Big John Big John) Big Sweet John Big John turned hippie out in LA Where everybody knew he was really gay He just looked at them with that big ole grin Said I'll see you next week at the love-in (Big John Big John) Big Sweet John (Big John)