Now there's a sweet young miss That I like to kiss Listen folks and hear me She's not my only love I have another love And she'll just have to share me But she's five foot tall Work boots and all But she already knows She has some competition In a composition Called the Polka on an Old Banjo Polka on the Banjo Make that five-string hot Polka on the Banjo Give it all you've got Polka on the Banjo Watch them fingers go Of all the songs I guess The one that I love best Is the Polka on an old Banjo And you start to bend She takes you by the hand And I begin to swing her She knows I'd never miss A chance to steal a kiss Or dance the polka with her But I don't speak a word Once I have heard The one thing I love so She's caught in the middle Playing second fiddle To a Polka on an Old banjo Polka on the Banjo Make that five-string hot Polka on the Banjo Give it all you've got Polka on the Banjo Watch them fingers go Of all the songs I guess The one that I love best Is the Polka on an old Banjo Polka on the Banjo Make that five-string hot Polka on the Banjo Is that all you've got? Polka on the Banjo Watch them fingers go Of all the songs I guess The one that I love best Is the Polka on an old Banjo