Behind Enemy Lines - Setting Things Right Again lyrics

I am George W. Bush and you best not cross my path Because now I have the backing and you're going to feel my wrath The Christian right adore me because I swore to carry out god's will Can you believe that they're my strongest support considering how I love to k**? They can live with murder on d**h row but not Roe vs. Wade So I promised them if they got me elected some changes would be made So now those irresponsible teenagers will be forced to have a kid It makes no difference to me I don't sleep around like Clinton did Are we now to regress back to the Reagan years, the ruling elite's wet dream? Where capital punishment is viewed as civilized but art and music as obscene Claiming that they're for less government rule in livelihood as they set the stage To tip the scales in the companies favor, freeze the minimum wage Fight to reinstate prayer in public schools and make the christians proud Appoint Supreme Court justices who will insure that abortion is disallowed Cutting all of the medical coverage for those inflicted with A.I.D.S. And push the gays back in the closet in hopes that their movement fades I can't relate to h*mos**uals so I'll keep same s** marriages banned In fact the only dick I like is my second in command You may remember Mr. Cheeney he was one of my daddy's peers And he'll really be an a**et if he can live for four more years He's a veteran of the trenches so I put him on my team Because it's time to bring back all the tactics of the Reagan-Bush regime With Jeb's help I stole the election and brought the liberal era to an end And although the left-wing will not like it I'm going to set things right again They initiate absurdity that to them makes perfect sense Cut out every social program and simultaneously build up our defense That they'll mostly use for internal conflict, like when the activists 'attack' And the provoked protectors of the law have no choice but to fight back When a**essing what the problem is their lack of judgment never fails And the only answer that they have is to build more jails Every time the standard of living drops and a rise in crime ensues They never attribute it to survival but a lack of family values I'm here to restore dignity to the Whitehouse once again And I can't do that in reality so I'll guess I'll just pretend It's no big shock that I'll starve the poor and cater to those with wealth In fact the only thing that may surprise you is that I manage to dress myself I am definitely not the brightest man my brain is pretty lame The only reason I made it this far is that I have my daddy's name But as long as I'm your president you better learn to pray It could only happen in America , god bless the USA