Put those sungla**es on your hips Mayonaisse on your lips Pa** me a bag of potato chips When I wanna put my money on a monkey Give it to me, don't give it to me Give it to me, don't give it to me Your idea, maybe I'll see ya Maybe I will, maybe I won't Give me a cold sore when you're young Get old fast when you sag in the sun Put a coffin lid on everyone So you can be depressed Give it to me, don't give it to me Give it to me, don't give it to me Your idea, maybe I'll see ya Maybe I will, maybe I won't Your love Your kindness Your body on the mattress She's got braids and broken arms Top Ramen cooking in the burning barns Talking at me like car alarms When all the cars got stolen Give it to me, don't give it to me Give it to me, don't give it to me Your idea, maybe I'll see ya Maybe I will, maybe I won't Take me out to dinner I'm a loser, I'm a winner I'm a s**er, I'm a sinner Won't you take me out to dinner? Take me out to dinner I'm a loser, I'm a winner I'm a s**er, I'm a sinner Won't you take me out to dinner? Your love Your kindness Your body on the mattress