(spoken: this is sort of a...a...i got these chords from bob seger...it's kind Of a heartland feeling...sort of approving...) When all is said and done Wanna clip my toenails down, down, down, down, down And put 'em in clear plastic ziplock bags And take them down Down to the town In a monte carlo With stevie nicks The interior, white leather And you're the last thing on my list But you're the first thing i'm gonna remember When i wake up It's all gonna come to be The same bad video for twenty years It's all gonna come to be Optimistic xerox of yourself It's easier when you're self-made You can pack it up and put it on the highway You can fill up the air with bad breath 'cause it's already polluted and reconstituted And filtered back into the system And packaged up And the space age is running out of distance It can leap out And disconnect all the connections Program the appliances to puke on the floor It's all gonna come to be Self-indulgent Yeah, it's all gonna come to be The same old noise you never wanted to see Mexican speed-metals, things Ca**erole fruit salad hairgel Self-inflicted life-affirming hell Is that slack? Is that crack? Are those dogs or are those dogmas? Are those clogs or platform shoes On your feet Take your johnny cashmachine And your talk about fashions that come crashin' in late at night Like a plane crash Survivors comin', pickin' out the fibergla** and styrofoam And the love that is breathin' Is the love that is spraypainting Vandalizing everything you own 'cause it's all gonna come to be The same bad scene for 20 years Yeah, it's all gonna come to be Optimistic xerox of yourself Predictions of debilitating health Whining all night long Whining and dining Climbing into the rafters Shredding your afro Taking karate lessons s**ing in the bandages