Dead man with no eyes Won't you look at me tonight Tell me will i look good With my pants on so tight Watch me die, watch me die Dead man with no heart Won't you love me still Put me in your helicopter And gimme some weight-loss pills Watch me die, teach me how to cry Dead man with no stomach Won't you eat up all my food Spit it in my face 'cuz it don't taste so good Watch me die, let me ride Dead man with no feet Won't you run to the liquor store We're running out of caskets Won't you run and get some more Watch me die Dead man, i ain't got no credit Won't you put me in a cash machine Swim around with the dollar bills Look out, i'm turning green Watch me die, watch me fry