Hi folks, I'm f**ed up again Eat breakfast in the afternoon I'm feeling like a loaded gun Midlife crisis' coming soon Yeah, I have no time to waste Yeah, I know I got no time to waste This ain't the way it's supposed to be I'm bored thinking 'bout my destiny Another Sunday afternoon Come down, think positive Find salvation in an ugly place Masturbation lost its fun Okay, let's go turn the TV on Oh, f**, not this again Oh yeah, the charts Not this crap again