Beatallica - Her Majesty lyrics

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl (I AM A PRETTY NICE GIRL! I AM A PRETTY NICE GIRL! OOOOH YEAH!) But she doesn't have a lot to say Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl (MY PRETTY NICE GIRL WRANGLES MY ASS LIKE A DOLLAR PROSTITUUUUUTE! OOOH!) But she changes from day to day I want to tell her that I love her a lot (I AM THE TABLE! I AM THE TABLE!) But I gotta get a bellyful of wine (I AM THE TABLE!) Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah (HER MAJESTY HAS FINE SPIRITS LIKE A GIRL) Someday I'm going to make her mine (I WANT SOMEONE TO HURT YOU! YEAH!) [Chatter] (I AM THE CHAIR! YOU ARE A CHAIR! DAVENPORT! TABLE! BARCALOUNGEEEER! )