Beat Farmers - Mondo lyrics

Well he lay face down in the desert sand Clutching a six-pack in his hand A shot from behind, I thought he was dead For between his nuts lay an ounce of lead But the sparks still burned, so I used my knife Late that night I ruined the s** life of Mondo Mondo The days went by, he mended quick We took the bandages off his dick And what was left wouldn't please a rabbit But he was certainly quick to grab it Hours and hours I rolled with laughter No woman alive would ever go after Mondo Mondo One day we rode the mountain crest I went east and he went west I took the p**no, became a star While he spread hysterics near and far All through the west he gained Such fame in every bar That cracked up at the name of Mondo Mondo I knew someday I'd face the test Which one of us could shoot the best And sure enough the word came down That he was holed up in the town I left the posse in the street And I went in to beat the meat with Mondo Mondo They said my spurt was next to none But my lightning hand had just begun When I felt the splash across my face That let me know who 'd lost the race Who shot not once but again and again And through the rain I could see the grin of Mondo Mondo Well they say that was the only time That anyone had seen him smile He slowly packed his manhood And then he said to me, we're even friend Then and there I understood at last One could overcome the past like Mondo Mondo I blocked the path of his retreat He turned and stepped into the street A dozen boots made way to his crotch A moment later he lay soft The town began to shout and cheer Nowhere was there shed a tear for Mondo Mondo, Mondo Mondo, Mondo Mondo, Mondo