Beat Farmers - Beer Ain't Drinkin' lyrics

Woke up this morning like a normal person do In the middle of an intersection, face first in a bag o glue Car full of empties and I'm leakin' somethin' stinkin' Don't get silly copper, I know that beer ain't drinkin' Rabbit don't sit around tryin' to have fur Bees too beezy buzzin' to wonder what fir Though it's nothin', drink enough get fuzzy, buzzed and freakin' Tell 'em Country Dick told ya beer ain't drinkin' Life really bites Dry's 'jes a lie Get some normal stuff or I'll have to find someone else to drive I'm rockin' in the back pew Gettin' busy with some home brew Hold yer tongues preacher, I got some more toastin' up to do My momma's in the choir and pappy is a deacon Hell, even Ma and Pa know that beer ain't drinkin' Dumb ol' Mojo thinks that I'm singin' every time I bubble up Beer ain't drinkin' Don't eat the cans kids Whew-wee! I can drunk you all outta the table You were never my friends I'm blurring at you not wid you What's all this wet gunk I'm sittin' in Let's go to what's her name's house I'll drive, where's my pants?