Beastie Boys - Your Sister's Def lyrics

Brothers out there with sisters, peep it Years and years you try to keep her a secret Said she's your cousin that came for a visit Your putting me on, is this true, now who is it? Called your crib, got a clicking dial tone You said it was the maid that hung up the phone Caught her on the streets, so we took the risk Guess what, we found out she was your sis Now we're not Tom, Dick, Harry, or Roy Let us crack the freak, because we're your boys Tonight we're dropping by cause your parents left The Beastie Boy gonna let you know Your sister's def Your sister's def She's so hook, is she, how can it be? Don't lie, she's not in your family Cause if you didn't know, people spread the word Your a square s**er whipped, yes, you're a nerd To be down, there's one thing you'll discover Your sister must be a plash Beastie lover So don't get sick, she was our pick I hope her tongue is long, we like to be licked You'll see it's not hard, it's naughty nice You gotta pay us dues, and she's the price Don't start to think about the world's discuss Your sister's gotta hang, and that's a must It's plain and simple, it ain't no thing She's real def, let us give her a ring So we conclude, this is your best move Welcome, the Beastie Boys approve Your sister's def This week we all will meet Right now the party season will reach its peek Juice all around town, we're on the guest lists We'll bring three tricks, you bring your sis Pay attention real close, we just begun Trick number one is to grab her buns We'll loose control, but we'll keep it clean She better not wear a dress, wear the blue jeans New or faded, we want 'em tight Take the pockets off so we can grip it right Stand in front, we wanna see what we like If the room's too dark, you bring a flashlight Two is do the do, for the whole crew A dead giveaway cause we're giving her clues She better be ready to play the wall Cause it's all for one, and one for all No matter who's first, let's start the show There are no rules, go for what you know We won't slack up, won't let her rest Our pride is on the line, to see who's best Now that you've heard thoughts quite absurd Convince your sis, put in a good word Your sister's def At last a neurotic feast We're slaying your sister like a horny beast So don't get mad, don't be upset It's now her time to be a Beastie pet As you can see most definitely Is trick number three, pure fantasy Now we're your friend, and you're her brother But your sister's so def we might scheme on your mother We can't ignore now that we saw She's def so we wanna be your in-law We're having fun, yo, we ain't done The Beastie Boys has just begun Because your sister's def Your sister's def Took a walk around the crack of dawn I noticed her bedroom light was on Her shadow moved over as the lights went lower I crept to the window to see a little closer Said to myself, I got it made The window was open, so was the shade Came in real neat, she was in heat Your sister gave a cla** A peach-o treat Her clothes got thinner, I showed her my winner Beastie beef is now served for dinner Your sister's def Later on I came around the way But sis MCA said he got some play There had to be a reason for the news I learned Time to get on it cause it's Mike D's turn Nobody was home, I didn't see the car She took me downstairs and we crashed the bar We was chilling in the basement, drinking Red Wipple After a while my head between pink nipples Grabbing at your sis cause I can't resist I start to dive, pummel her rumble fish When I got through, next thing she knew On her thighs was a Beastie tattoo Your sister's def That's it, Adrock is pissed If you leave me in the room with your sister, I'm taking her clit You can bet if she gets wet The King Adrock will make her sweat I throw her down, then take her underwear Then search 'em so I can eat the pubic hairs Even in her dream scene, she starts to scream It's the Adrock inches, and you know what I mean We had her in the week, your sister's cheap The Beastie Boys just made a clean sweep Your sister's def