Beast 1333 - A Christmas Story lyrics

Hook: They Chose the Winter Solstice as the Birth of Jesus Christ The Savior the Son of Man the Righteousness the Light December 25th is not his real Date of Birth Pagan holidays Disguised but they Came First Came First [Verse 1: Beast 1333] The Reason for Establishing December 25th Is simple really Pay attention as i Explain it in a Jiff The Customs rooted in the Celebration All the Gifts and Fun Are really Rituals to Celebrate the Rebirth of the Sun 4000 years ago Millennia The Two before Messiah 25th was for the Sun God and Festival of Fire Was the Same for the Romans Zoroastrianism, Mitra When the days begin to Lengthen And the Nights shorten Etcetera The New Testament It Never states the Year that he was Born Sacred Oaks for the Germanic people Trees took on New Forms Adorn the Evergreen The Representation of all Fertility Kris Kringle's supernatural Gift Giving abilities Are Poppyco*k Goodies left inside a Pagan Bloody Sock Whats prophesied in Malachi's Chapter 4 Verse 2 is a Shock The Sun they always talking bout's The one that Rise Above Us Not a Son that Came About As a Product of Two Lovers [Hook: Beast 1333] The Merging of Beliefs starting with Emperor Constantine The Edict of Toleration in A.D. 313 Our Favorite Morbidly Obese Trespa**ers been Retouched Sinterklaas was his Real Name To the Dutch The Dutch [Verse 2: Beast 1333] The Seduction of the Church Gradually the customs Adopted Honoring Saturn Yo Everything Julius 1'st Concocted Was to Make it as Painless as Possible for the Heathens Pagan Romans Who celebrate Solstices and the Seasons Would adapt to Christianity Went down without a Hitch Proclaim the same Feast on Same Day So people didn't b**h They had to Switch But they Kept traditions same so sh** was Cool The wheel pagan symbol for Sun The Words Yule Mistletoe was also considered a Sacred Plant The Unconquerable birth of the Sun While Monks Chant They gradually started Merging together But not Slick It was Wotan Who flew in the sky before Saint Nick It was Odin His eight legged Horse name was Sleipnir And thats how they came up with Santa and Reindeer He's the Celtic Holly King In a Sleigh as he Sees Down Robes traditionally Red Holy Holly the Wreath Crown [Hook: Beast 1333] Throughout Hundreds of Generations Tradition Pa**ed on And now the Holiday is a Retail Phenomenon You Spend and Spend and all to make the ones you Love Happy It's the Biggest Holiday they have for Sheep For Sheep They Chose the Winter Solstice as the Birth of Jesus Christ The Savior the Son of Man the Righteousness the Light December 25th is not his real Date of Birth Pagan holidays Disguised but they Came First Came First Throughout Hundreds of Generations Tradition Pa**ed on And now the Holiday is a Retail Phenomenon You Spend and Spend and all to make the ones you Love Happy It's the Biggest Holiday they have for Sheep For Sheep