Bcaveboyz - True Story lyrics

Louie C.K Hey this is interesting the other day a guy told me to s** a bag of dicks (Audience laughter) That was interesting! I'd never heard that before, complete stranger told me to s** a bag of dicks! A whole bag of 'em! Chorus s**, a, bag of dicks right now Nikky Black No revered lyricist most feared and weirdest kid Clearing air 5ths of clear spirits in single swigs Holding ears to mirrors after had a couple beers Hearing voices yelling back, who's the fiercest who's the fiercisist?! Fat booty big pimples no problem sear the cist Rhyme so wise he's got a full beard and spearing fish Disses I ain't hearing it don't like it here's a fist One finger standing in the middle when you clear the mist Flow so nicely, over beats poking holes in Tony Romo's wifey's ovaries Cowboy pirate hiding rhymes in a treasure chest I pleasure best if the girlie's got the right measurements the Bum punisher, rum funneler, mother rummager, honey in the hummer get to comin'a Your daughter swore she was celibate, until she met the modern day Elevis, to penetrate her pelevis Aaron I couldn't find time, my clock stopped But I'm still guarding the throne like a bishop, haha Breaking gla** 'till I make luck, proud that I Dumped Chanelle just to make-up, haha Give me a break I can't take one my past told me Life's a b**h why chase one? Baby I can't change ya, your mom just went back into labor Make a noose out of paper on the evening news and the papers How you got, creampied by different guys, minus the bakers Add that to the haters, shots minus chasers, lead from a #2 had to erase ya Getting smoked toking vapor Angel dust in your lungs on the road to your maker, I guess your savior can't save ya Louie CK And he goes "Hey a**hole!" And I'm like... Yeah? He says "s** a bag of dicks!" And then he drove away And y'know, I was kinda sad that he drove away because, I had a lot of questions Chorus