I feel a pain running down my spine, feels like I'm sitting on a porkupine A hand full of grapes hangin' from my a** please doctor make it pa** I got a haemorrhoid rock Please doctor give me a shot I'm going crazy from that haemorrhoid rock Whenever I want to go sit and stare I cry out loud 'cause I can't bare This awful pain coming from below I'm gotta cut it away 'cause it hurts me so I can't sleep or ride a bike I feel like I'm sitting on a great big spike A million of needles right in my a** please doctor make me pa**