Guapo Diablo German-Mexican hybrid Knows the Mercator's a lie Knows this county's clean and that one's not Bourbon's dry and Christian's not Guapo Diablo Guapo Diablo knows reader-friendly I'll show you friendly With a tube of glue you got a cube display I know folks who'd dump in that thing I know folks who'd dump in that thing I know folks who'd dump in that thing Guapo Diablo, Diablo