Morning call lends an address with a plaque "How I suffer" And I entertain a request tying shoes for a customer Can of whoopa** might be opened in here Poured and spread about Might go bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce Down these funny stairs Call from Tommy meant work today where overtime doesn't exist Didn't have the guts again that anybody else would Can of whoopa** might be opened in here Poured and spread about Might go bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce Down these funny stairs