Based Jesus - Ridiculous lyrics

[Verse 1: Yungjay] First and foremost man forget jesus I'm a genius, that started doing calculus out my penis Apparatus rapping with platinum status Were adolescents, the freshest and we keep a cool essence woah [Bridge: Based Jesus] And we're lyrical, its a miracle This collaboration is so spiritual [Verse 1: Rah-Fi-Yell] Here's a little riddle if the piper f**ed the fiddle And the 3 bears ate the b**h, would that be original? Nowadays people seem so f**in critical Like they never been subjected to f**in ridicule Stab a n***a in the back like he's soo cynical Your begging for your life, How hypocritical I'm hooking up with girls that remain anonymous They honor us, they wanna hit the bong with us LSR gang or fist fight 50 Ya pull up on rims, they'll be gone in 60 Seconds I reckon our weapons will have you sketchin Bullets ripping through, skin tissue Hell naw n***a we ain't miss you LSR gang or try to stop a nuclear missile Nowadays people seem so fickle I wouldn't buy your sh** if it was cooler than an icicle f** that, I'll hit you with another riddle Why would I touch those stacks your cash is so little Earn this honest when I spit it's Earnest I ain't vain, Hi I'm modest Talking about how good I am will make this ironic But it's subliminal, I'm unpredictable which is erratic Girls cling to me as if they were static Electricity it's a pity their friends can't have it I don't have friends, I got business a**ociates Who conversate about business when it's appropriate If it's trees I'm smoking it, Popping seeds opiates I'll chew it, inject it, drink it, sniff it so be it [Verse 2: Based Jesus] Cause I'm soviet, it's f**ing over b**h I will gun you down from the mothaf**ing trees and sh** I am hiding like on some Korean sh** Ak 47's both gottem b**h So I'll gun you down from both sides, you can't even hide Because I've got double the double, the double Like double the bubble, I've got double the technology Understand that you can't even be instant me Cause I understand that physics, is ballistics f**ing ballistics missiles and there coming by the trillions Oh My God! Billions of people dying doesn't even matter I was doing this I wasn't even trying I was lying to her so easily, Honestly she tries to walk up to me So I had s** and it was the frickin best I went f**ing hard like a f**ing t-rex Dayum! Both Artists: This sh** is ridiculous [Verse 3: Yungjay] Yo this girl needs that stimulus An birds around me like I'm in a circus I treat em like scum, hoping that they feel worthless One b**h opened my fridge to search it Man this b**h is looking ridiculous [Ridiculous x2] sh** [Verse 3: Based Jesus] I'll be Inuit in a freakin minute When I reach my limits, I don't care I'm legit I never ever quit cause I am in debt Gonna use my credit card that's something you can bet, because I Don't regret nothin understand I've got 5 and there all f**in done an I'm [Verse 4: Yungjay] Chilling, with a Hanna Montana fan Random If it's your eyes I kick sand in them I would rob Oprah and take her mansion Kidnap her and hold her for ransom Security busts in saying hands up They couldn't tell it was me, I was masked up All black everything like Oprah Forgot about the chips I left on the Sofa...