Based Jesus - I'M ZOOTED lyrics
[Verse 1: Mediumjay] Comin' with the Heata k**in all these demons Me and Based Jesus aka Steven Will leave your body leaking With little to no reason Except/Accept that your evil Up in the church steeple Even Jesus had 12 disciples co*king up that rifle Aiming at the devil With a f**in' Synpa If you don't like me Come and fight me I'm the type of guy that will turn the other cheek I don't even talk I just let my tech speak (Gunshots) f** the n***as who hate me Cause God appreciates me Wake up daily, my soul is his for the taking Work like a slave, But don't worship the king Somewhere down in the middle and I feel like Benjamin Franklin Norah Jones, J. K. Rowling I helped Ray Allen move to Miami And you n***as looking for me and you found me so I have to stay movin Goddamn I'm Zooted [Verse 2: Based Jesus] And I'm Based Jesus Coming in to please us I will shoot you in the penis When I drive by in my Prius (Ho) I got more swag than you know or ever heard before I'm a herbivore, I got mo' hoes than you can even bargain for At the bargain store I got more who*es than mordor In liquor store or Fedora I don't give a sh** about your who*e Cause I got swag, your just a f*g My eggs never lay, I get laid everyday But I rep abstinence, how does that work? Anyways I'm a jerk, I just got all the perks I just go bizzurke, Like it f**ing hurts Because I shot off your dick, Because you are not a chick Your not a chick but you got no dick, So what does that make you a motherf**in freak On the streets, You can't beat your meat You can't beat others meat, because I shot off your feet And you like foot jobs your a slob, So you can slob on a f**in' Knob On corn on the cob, I don't really care cause I got a job, My name is bob Don't give a f** about a b**h Spit vicious, Leave b**hes Malnourished, You can't even step to this Cause I got weapons kept into stash boxes I'm inter-molecular I'm always checkin ya Checkin' and reckin' and takin and raping And lying awake and I'm Baked out my face And I don't give a sh**, Cause I'm macing my face I'm Taking and making and breaking a shake With God I'm always safe, chillin in a safe Find a bible and now I find God and now I feel Great [Verse 3: Mediumjay] I feel like Carly Rae Jepsen Gettin' all the attention You can call me maybe, Later we get the s**in' And I ain't havin it, Girls think I'm abstinence HAHA When I f** em from the back I feel like Jennifer Lopez Your Experience with me is legendary I got married to a chick that looked like Katy Perry And she's so generous shes like Ellen DeGeneres Always trying to give me special types of gifts And when we make pa**ionate love, She's trying to record me This girls so horny shes like Angelina Jolie Eatin' Guacamole, Playing rollie-Pollie I'mma pimp son! Feel like Jessica Simpson Mediumjay I had to say, get at me for a mention And you must be kiddin' me But I never kid. Just Like I'm Oprah Winfrey And I'm still on that same thing b**h I feel like Gayle King Ass like Kim Kardashian And I'm the mixtape Audio Assa**in I k** a track. Without fail And I'm feelin' like I'm Ashley Tisdale Shells like an Armadillo A f**ing chinchilla And I'm feelin' like I sing like Jason Derulo And I say that I'm every Girl Cause I only f**s with Mother Nature Shhh. Don't tell anyone