Based Jesus - I Love College lyrics
[Verse 1: Based Jesus] Can't wait for College, to pay the homage I don't need an education I just need to get the knowledge Of your girls brains, cause her head games insane I drew catpack on her face like face paint All the girls in College are so damn s*utty Honestly they will just f** anybody Because they will fool for love and romance But the guy just wants to dance In the bed with her head And that is what he said But she respected it because she thought that he Once wrecked it but didn't have a nice a** Damn girl I'm afraid you can't pa** cla** Get the f** out the mothaf**in room Assume the position on the ground for boom boom To hit me, you hit you in the boom boom I don't even give a sh** you best make some f**in' room room Assume sume, I'm going in quicker than vroom vroom Zoom zoom a Mazda Understand that I am The f**in' rappa that busts f**in' cappas Into the ccccampas then I just rap up Rapalot give it all I got I don't care cause I don't got a lot of pot I got a lot of pot I'm lying b**h f** the police sh**, They don't know f**in' sh** If you try to f** with my sh** you know what I will [Hook: Based Jesus] Spit into the chick grab my books and then I'll go to College (3x) Spit into the chick grab the chick for knowledge [Verse 2: Based Jesus] Poppin' bottles, Drinking Bacardi When I invite this girl you know we're gunna party She will depart quickly from her man Understand that this is College I am the man I am gettin all the chicks 4somes and sh** Orgy's and they are 4 me I'm so damn horny So I don't even give a sh** I just hit the frickin clit and start rippin' it and sh** I'm quick with it cause I'm frickin' mythic If you try to f** with my sh** I'm going moshpit Yeah I'm legit, You wanna pivot on my sh** your a midget I will put you in the ground, You will not make a sound I'm gunna chill it's just College, Busting rounds I'm high as f**, Hallucinating and if you are hating I will be demonstrating that you are not paying your dues f** you, f** you Go to College dip the country who are you? Who are you, To f** over this place It's so f**in' good if your a f**in ace [Bridge: Based Jesus] But this girl-- Thought that she was mine--- But then I just looked down And realized the time--- [Hook: Mediumjay] I spit in the chick, Grabbed my books went to College (3x) Spit into the clit grabbed the chick for knowledge [Verse 3: Mediumjay] I was just on campus, I seen a girl she was a succubus I said hey let's just goto my house, And then I can bust on those titties s**-sess And she wanted it, it was straight lust, She just kept on coming up to us Came into this we took the bus, I didn't have no transportation to be honest But she did greet with me, and it was really purposely It was like meant to be maybe fate something Cause she took my wallet, Keys and sh** Took everything from my house, took my car that was had but broken down Somehow got it fixed, Got it towed too when she hopped off my dick I shouldn't have f**in' spit in that chick Honestly I'm really regretting it I figure maybe I wouldn't be sweating it But she took my keys I can't get in and sh** After I went to College, And I was pissed off getting some bawsage Degrees in my University, In my University? I thought it was College, A song about College or University No I'm taking both suddenly, in verdantly, Inadvertently With adversity f**in' no decent courtesy