BartBaker - Started From The Bottom Parody lyrics

[Drake] Started middle cla** in a wheelchair On a crappy sitcom making good cash every year Now I'm dancing stupid by a car Trying to convince you that my life was so damn hard I done had it tough from the jump Livin' wit my mamma in a nice house it was rough On top of that sh** my bar mitzvah was wack I didn't get a Bentley and my cake tasted like crap Then Degra**i canned me cause I couldn't act Had to get a real job and I got promoted fast So I decided "Imma be a rap star" I met Baby and Wayne and they loved me right away They said [Lil Wayne] We like how you sound so monotone [Birdman] And those ma**ive eyebrows are so marketable [Lil Wayne] We can tell your life's been a struggle Do you even own a Bentley? [Drake] No, I dont, it's bullsh** yo! Can I sign with ya'll? Dat would be cool [Birdman] Sure you can big boy Just meet us in the storage room [Drake] Took it in the bottom now I'm signed Took it in the bottom from my new team Now I'm signed [Lil Wayne] Now you can sip syrup 'til you're blind By the way did you know I'm the best skater alive? Young Moolah, baby! Tunechi! [Drake] I look like a pale caveman Plus I'm a Canadian so I ain't no harder than Bieber But I like to pretend that I am Just don't tell nobody that I'm faker than Minaj's keester [Random guy telling off Wayne] Why the hell are you wearing women's jeans? [Weezy] Hey get off of my case They make me feel pretty Tunechi! [Drake] Just to remind myself I'm a douche I wear every single chain even when I'm kissing Wayne, now we Sippin' champagne on a private jet Just to prove that I am richer than you'll ever get [Weezy] Did I tell you guys that I skate yet? [Drake and Birdman] Yes! (Thud heard in the background) [Drake] Woah what the hell is that? [Pilot] The engines are under stress Something is weighing this damn plane down [Weezy] The only explanation is Drake's big a** eyebrows [Pilot] I'm sorry but we have to throw you out [Drake] But I started from the bottom [Pilot] And that's where you're ending now [Outro: Birdman] We're leveling out ward It was his eyebrows [Wayne] Yeeeaahhhh! Weezy, baby, is gonna live! Young Moolah baby! Yeah! Tunechi! (Fading)Young Money!