BartBaker - Royals Parody lyrics

[Lorde] I look like I took way too much Xanax I have pubic hair on my head I'm so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to me [Lorde] And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential I made a vid that is painfully dull I don't care you can't tell but I just shat my jeans And now I'm gonna list stuff that I think all rich black people love Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club [Black Guy] Aw hell no! You might as well say fried chicken also! But I don't give a f** hip hop culture totally s**s Guys stop beating each other up [Guy 1] But this vid is so awful (awful)[Guy 2] and we live in poverty, please just k** me! No me! No me! No me! [Lorde] Calm down guys watch some TV [Guy 1] Seriously! [Guy 2] We don't have f**in cable! [Lorde] All of my animals are dead. (Couldn't take it. You were 2 scary.) They k**ed themselves because I am a zombie And every one who says I'm racist I swear that I'm not [Lorde] I just live with skinheads And now I'm gonna say more random luxurious stuff I hate Running water, a** hygiene, and first aid I don't care I'm not getting tetan*s in my dreams Even though this song hit number one and I have tons of cash I would rather pretend I need food stamps [Homeless Guy] You fake b**h now how the hell am I supposed to eat? [Lorde] All rich people can s** it. (s** it) I am such a hypocrite even though now I am loaded I'm gonna act impoverished Play this sh** on repeat (repeat) If you want to hate me and maybe you'll see (you'll see) (you'll see) (you'll see) how terrible I can be