BartBaker - I Knew You Were Trouble Parody lyrics

[Taylor:] Once upon a time, before I was insane I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name But he broke up with me [Joe:] You're just way too creepy, plus I found someone else, his name's Mickey. (HO HO) [Taylor:] So, I wrote a song about his stupid a** Then, found this guy named John But that was over fast If you don't marry me, I will pull out your teeth! [John:] You're totally crazy [Taylor:] No! [John:] Yes! [Taylor:] No! [John:] Yes! [Taylor:] Maybe... He hit me with his guitar, and he said that "we are through." Just you wait, until I write a song about you! Then, I met that Jake Gyllenhal dick And was obsessed right away! [Jake:] You've sent me 1,000 messages! And that's just from today!! [Taylor:] Oh, that's because I'm having your baby! [Jake:] What?! But, you don't even put out [Taylor:] Stop questioning me, Jakey Or I'll punch you 6 feet underground!!!!!! [Jake:] WHOA! WHOA! Psycho, psycho, psycho! [Taylor:] Fine, go! It's good material Next came Kennedy, I think he was fifteen I bought the house next door To watch you constantly, and also to make sure.. You never ever cheat! [Connor:] OMG! We are done, you are scary! [Taylor:] Harry was my last, that One Direction freak I taped him to my wall, so he could never leave [Harry:] Someone call the police! You're insane we are through! [Taylor:] You're just like all the rest! What did I do to you?! So I used, my stalker app To track down, all of those pricks The next song I write I'll use, their blood as my ink! Hey! [Jake:] Holy crap, that nut job just bursted in! [Ex-Boyfriends:] Ahh! [Taylor:] What the hell is this? [Ex-Boyfriends:] It's a support group for all the men You wrote songs about, you b**h! [Taylor:] What? I have not written about Harry yet [Harry:] I am just planning ahead [John:] Why are you even here anyway? [Taylor:] To finish you all off with my pen! [Ex-Boyfriends:] No, no, devil, devil, devil [Taylor:] Oh, oh, It's true, I'm the devil! [Doctor:] OK! that's enough You were right, she's nuts You are coming with us [Taylor:] Wait, what? Get off of me, I'm not crazy!! AH! [Ex-Boyfriends:] It worked! This was all a trick, we knew you would come So, we hired this doctor [Doctor:] You're going to an insane asylum Based on the behavior I observed [Taylor:] Oh, oh, Let me go, you a**holes! [a**holes:] No! No! [Doctor:] Welcome to your new home [Mickey:] Haha, so you're crazy too, huh?