BartBaker - Wildest Dreams Parody lyrics

[Taylor Swift:] My ex-boyfriends all hate me now They think I was crazy and dicked them around I can't stand that they think about me as a bad girlfriend So I guess I gotta take them out! How dare they all dump Taylor Swift And not remember me as perfect They must pay the price And I won't rest until they all are dead! Hey John! Remember me? [John Mayer:] Sure, Taylor, we dated before I met Katy [Taylor Swift:] Since our breakup made me scream I'll return the favor Go to hell, John Mayer! That's right, scream [John Mayer:] Aaaaah! Aaaaah! [Taylor Swift:] Rest in peace Ha ha ha! I invited Joe Jonas to my tent Yeah, I used to date him Back when he still had hits [Joe Jonas:] It's not fair my career's gone to sh** God, I hate my brother [Taylor Swift:] Well he's the one with talent! [Joe Jonas:] Why would you say something so cruel? No, please stop! What the hell did I do? [Taylor Swift:] You broke up with me over the phone And left me all alone Now I am on a plane Soon I will be k**in' One more ex - Jake Gyllenhaal [Jake Gyllenhaal:] What are you doing, Tay? [Taylor Swift:] I'm hitting this bu*ton Now I'm gonna jump It's my wildest dream [Jake Gyllenhaal:] No! No! No! [Taylor Swift:] That was three Two to go [Harry Styles:] Taylor? [Taylor Swift:] Hello, Harry I've come to say bye-bye Because you're about to die [Harry Styles:] What? I'm just going to space! [Taylor Swift:] There's been a change of plans Cause I'm k**ing exes in My wildest dreams Ha! Ha! Ha! [Calvin Harris:] What are you doing, Taylor, love? [Taylor Swift:] I know eventually you will dump me [Calvin Harris:] What? No! Ow! [Taylor Swift:] So I might as well k** you now