BartBaker - Wiggle parody lyrics
Hey yo Jason! Wake yo a** up! We got a video to shoot today Awww sh** I was so busy sleeping with all these girls I forgot to Write words for my own song Man you one dumba** muthaf**a Wait I got it I make a whole song about big fat bu*ts And I'll call it Wiggle Dude that is pitiful That's the best I could do Hip Hop music is screwed Schwing! I've had like seventeen top ten hits But most people still don't know me from sh** Wait hold the hell up you aren't Chris Brown No I'm Jason Derulo Who? I'm out Hot dammit Who ate my damn ham sandwich? That might be the worst lyric Ever wrtten in music Snoop quit spying on all the young girls bu*ts But I'm a pervizzle Love the way they jiggle Think my little pickle Has grown into a missile That's disgusting I'm almost halfway thru this dumb son Why the hell did you bring Snoop Dogg along? He hasn't done sh** but act like a creep He's here cause he's much more famous then me You're skinny Don't pot heads get the munchies? Hell yeah! Did you eat my ham sandwich? Hell no Are you anorexic And will you sign this part cause my lyric s**? Fashizzle Jizzle Dizzle Those ain't word imbecile They are words my nizzle Check the dictionizzle Schwing! My raps are so lame lately Cause I'm lazy Rap on any piece of sh** pop song long as you pay me Check these hoes they couldn't be hotter Just so Sad they young enough to be my granddaughters Pedo Completely sold out long ago About a billion bongs ago That's why I rap on crap like this I'm so high I don't even know Cliche spewin's what I'm doing No integrity Used to be a gangta Now I'm just a joke that's not funny Who's that jailbird I'm Chris Brown (It's Chris Brown, it's Chris Brown) You straight up jacked my look and sound (Look and sound, look and sound) Are you here to start a fight? I fight women, I don't fight guys! Stop this song right now or we'll kick you bu*ts! Oh sh** it's the Wiggles This song is crap! You ruined our name dickhole With this damn track Now when kids search Wigggles They just find a** Ma**ive bu*ts that jiggle What's wrong with that? Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle